I finished this post a little later than I originally intended, mainly because last night was the first night in recent memory that my Italian professor has had the slightest amount of mercy for the students she presides over. I believe my hatred for this class has entered a level previously thought impossible. Our biggest [...]

In honor of today’s NFL Draft, and my beloved Broncos’ terrible first choice (they should have taken Orakpo), I’m busting out a piece I wrote a few years ago back in high school about Mel Kiper. Luckily for me, ESPN seems to sense how much I despise the man, who is now being phased out [...]

Having fun with TinyUrl.com. I didn’t know you could make custom ones. Now The D3 Experience can be found at http://tinyurl.com/gayzor. #
Now I can also be found at http://tinyurl.com/Antidisestablishmentarianism. Longest non-coined and nontechnical word in English, bitches. #
That’s not a very tiny URL. My original URL was 45 characters long, this one is 49: http://tinyurl.com/Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism [...]

Since Dick Celeste’s epic lack of tact originally made itself known on March 24th, I’ve been quite a busy man. Between filling out transfer applications and asking myself why on earth I signed up to take 3 and a half hours of Italian class every day, I’ve been scheduling visits with some schools that I’m [...]

To the Colorado College Community:
As you know, I have received many communications from alumni, parents, and friends of Colorado College about our decision to discontinue football, softball, and water polo. Please know that this was a very hard budget decision–although it is only one of many. (I will say more about that later in this [...]