• Two of America’s most influential men gone in one fell swoop. What a strange week. #
• I love working on a computer with 2 screens. It makes me feel important, as though I couldn’t be nearly as efficient with one measly screen. #
• I don’t know when Denver stopped being cool. Apparently Brandon Marshall does. What, you’d rather play in KC? Or Cleveland? Really? #
• To be quite honest, the fact that Marshall hates the city of Denver surprises me no more than the fact that he said so on suspicion of DUI. #
• I’m currently hungry and suffering from indigestion at the same time. How the hell does that happen? #
• It’s got to be one of the most conflicting and torturous states of digestion possible. #
• Basic cable sucks. After a long day of work and working out the last thing I need is “Everybody Loves Raymond” draining the life out of me. #
• No, Raymond. Everybody does not love you. Most people do not, in fact. #
• Apparently in my hometown there is a crossdressing clown robbing liquor stores on the loose. Thats what happens when youre gone for a while. #
• “Police said the robber wore white and red makeup, a red and purple wig, a denim dress, a black and white hat and a fake nose.” #
• Why are there so many people driving monster trucks in New Jersey? The Jersey turnpike usually doesnt require jumping over buses (usually). #
• Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with this world. The Bill Engvall show getting another season is one of those times. #
• Why do they play those Transformers commercials 3 times in a row? Is my attention span so short that I need to see it 3 times? Is it? Is it? #
• I’m laying awake wondering if the Detroit Lions could ever suck enough to lose their Thanksgiving’s Day game privileges. #

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Posted: 07|1|09 at 1:00 am. Filed under: My Life as a D3 Player.
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