There’s apparently a tornado warning here in South Jersey. It’s like no matter where I go, I’m still in Iowa. #
Move over, Peyton Manning. There’s a new NFL player who can act: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh9FNrAATCE #
For someone who just got married, Carrie Underwood has a lot of angry breakup songs that border on the criminally insane. #
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Attempting to crank out some final papers while listening to techno. All I need is some glowsticks and ecstasy. Then I’ll be golden. #
Writing about modern British religion as it relates to literature and the immigrant experience. Secret: I really dont care about my subject. #
Chris Jarmon: 20 years in the making. #
I guess this [...]

Camp is less than a month away.
The reality of this statement has yet to sink in for me. I’ve spent the summer working my tail off at NFL Films, as well as in the weight room. My squat, hang clean and incline bench are at all-time highs, as is my confidence. Time, however, slips through my fingers [...]