The D3 Experience Twitter Updates: 2010-07-24

Posted: July 24th, 2010, by Chris Jarmon

Attempting to crank out some final papers while listening to techno. All I need is some glowsticks and ecstasy. Then I’ll be golden. #
Writing about modern British religion as it relates to literature and the immigrant experience. Secret: I really dont care about my subject. #
Chris Jarmon: 20 years in the making. #
I guess this is the closest we’ll get to having “ESPN Denver”: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/feature/index?page=TebowWatch #
Apple: cultivating a smug attitude in ignorant douchers for over 15 years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z096bCyRug #
It always startles me whenever JJ Redick becomes relevant again. #
They didn’t put him in “He Got Game” for nothin! RT @losuno did you just see that amazing shot by ray allen? #
Charles Barkley on Alvin Gentry throwing up during the game:”At least you know you important when they bring you a trash can.” #
Too bad neither of those guys are on my fantasy team. RT @ESPNEWS 1880 was last time 2 perfect games thrown in same year. #
I wonder if Rajon Rondo’s upside down headband is like a middle finger to Jerry West, the guy on the NBA logo and in the stands. #
Best move the Broncos made this offseason. RT @Adam_Schefter: Broncos signed offensive lineman Chris Kuper to a six-year contract extension. #
Colorado left for the Pac-10, so all the Big 12 Texas schools got Bohn’d. Get it? #
If we run at all this weekend i wanna do it today. i need rest on sunday cuz monday’s gonna be nuts #
Just got my first paycheck from the NFL. Gotta say it’s a pretty good feeling. #
Making jambalaya for dinner tonight. Undercooked sausage is a distinct possibility, but I’ve heard salmonella poisoning builds character. #
Danny Ainge keeps Scalibrine on the Celtics because he serves a double purpose: big man on the court, mascot off of it. #
So what does Kevin Garnett say if the Celtics win game 7? “Anything is still possible” doesn’t have much of a ring to it. #
I wore my retainers for the first time in months last night. Almost more painful than the Isner-Mahut tennis match. #
I just heard the word “asshat” used on CNN. Pursuing a career in journalism was definitely the right choice. #
Blasphemy. RT @BurnsIsBurning: Eric Berry being interviewed by @nflnetwork. You mean someone other than Tebow was at the rookie symposium? #
Took a quick bus trip out to Philly last night to meet up with my family for the 4th weekend. All I can say is that Camden is as advertised. #
Reason #217 I will never take the WNBA seriously: they do high-five lines after games. #
Going to bed late tonight. “Run Ricky Run” was on ESPNU, so I couldn’t help it. #
With all the work I’ve been putting in for football and for NFL Films, I’ve stopped sleeping on the weekends. I go into comas instead. #
Countries with multiple personality disorder annoy me. The Netherlands, Holland, the Dutch… none of the names seem to relate to the other. #
Bad pun of the day: there’s so many yellow cards in this World Cup final, the referees must own an electronic violin. Get it? Yellowcard? #
Soccer players must make millions in hair product endorsement. Apparently you’re not a world class player unless you have world class hair. #
Looks like this World Cup final is all about missed opportunities, goalkeeping and pretending there’s a sniper perched up in the nosebleeds. #
In winning the home run derby, David Ortiz proved that just like acid flashbacks, juice flashbacks are a very real thing. #
Subject of the best spam email I’ve gotten in months: “Greetings, white man!!” #
Painting Of Tiger Woods Vomiting http://bit.ly/cgwbyd #
Part of living on the east coast: http://i.imgur.com/eUHBF.jpg #
ESPN could have saved us a week by running this headline: BILL LEE ON STEINBRENNER’S DEATH: ‘GOOD’ http://tinyurl.com/34586dr #
What I’ve learned today/tonight: 7-hour naps completely wreck your sleep cycle. #
After roughly 24 hours of technical difficulties, http://www.thed3experience.com is up and running again. You’re welcome, America. #
Working on cutsheets for my most recent NFL Network segments and listening to sports talk and rain outside. Pretty good morning. #
All of the ESPN radio personalities are now hawking P90X. It’s like Nutrisystem, except this time it’s actually something good. #
I’m truly blessed man. Gotta give praise to the Lord every day! RT @losuno: U have one of the greatest jobs… #
That’s why I love this guy. RT @losuno: that’s the way man. Never take anything for granted and thank God for everything #
Currently aging while I export my NFL Playbook segments to post-production. “Quicktime” is a very deceiving name for a file type. #
The more coaching tape I watch on Albert Haynesworth, the more glad I am that Grinnell plays in the MWC and not the NFC East. #
As punishment for his own media circus, LeBron James should have to file every story for Favre watch. #
Going for a run. The things I do for football… #
Googled myself this morning and discovered that I apparently committed a murder-suicide. Keep an eye out for a post about this later today. #