As I sat on a cramped Macalester locker room bench Saturday, sweating through smeared eye black and staring down at my cleats before taking the field, I began to register that this would be my last season opener I ever played in. My mind began to race back to everything I’d done since May. It [...]

Seeing as I’ve finished all my finals of junior year, it’s officially time to start making jokes about being old and whatnot. Specifically, my favorite is to throw out “I’m getting to old for this sh**”, and although I’ve been doing it since freshman year, it will finally be somewhat relevant to my age. I’m [...]

Typically I have a difficult time deciding whether my lack of consistent posts is a byproduct of age-induced world weariness, an inhuman daily schedule or a general lack of interesting occurrences in my life. I’m tempted to blame a combination of the three, but I saw someone get pegged in the head with a lime [...]

I quite literally did nothing of value over winter break.
Perhaps that’s somewhat of a hyperbole, but from the day I finished finals in December to my first class of 2011, I most certainly contributed nothing to society. I’m sure that can be said for most of the time I’ve spent in college as well (especially [...]

I’ve been pretty silent in this space recently, and I suppose it’s because I don’t know exactly what to say.
Usually this time of year I write an end-of-season wrap up post, then move on to my offseason blogging activities of fart jokes and taunting Mel Kiper. This year, however, I’ve put it off for way [...]