CC Football Quote of the Week Archive:

“I like to think of myself as a Jewish Santa.” - Ben Braun

“Avert your gaze, woman!” - Ben Braun

“I’m like a bullet. I’m a freight train of truth.” - Ben Braun

“That’s why you never see trekkies. They don’t  go outside.” - Ben Braun

“We call those ‘one on nones’. Because the goalie doesn’t count as a person. Because he’s dead inside.” - Ben Braun at a CC hockey game

Ben Braun: “I could have been on Tool Academy.”

Pete Williams: “Ben, you would have won Tool Academy.”

“You can’t tell how tall I am. I do whatever I want. Sir.” - Ben Braun